20 Reasons To F*** A Horseback Rider

Well, it’s rodeo time again!  The festivities kicked off here in Vegas on DEC 3rd and will continue til DEC 12.  I’m having a hell of a good time & have been visiting different venues all week.  The after parties have been super fun; I have never seen so many good-lookin’ men in one place in my life!  Except for last year at this time…

It’s not too late to join in the festivities:


I’ll leave ya’ll with a little humor as to why a woman who rides is an enviable notch on your bedpost…

1. We have 4 speeds and many positions.
2.  We wear tight pants and tall boots.
3. We love getting dirty.
4. We know how to ride our mounts.
5. We perform well with animals.
6. We like to be in control.
7. We’ll ride it for hours.
8. We know how to handle a big girth.
9. We get off easy.
10. We’re always on top.
11. We like it rough.
12. We have our legs spread all day long.
13. We love using whips.
14. Straddling is our natural position.
15. We don’t mind being bucked around.
16. Endurance riders do it longer.
17. We can ride standing or sitting.
18. We think the fast ones are the most fun.
19. We’re used to having hands between our legs.
20. If we fall off, we get back on and ride harder.


Four New Ways To “Do” Sin City [June 2015 Edition]

Viva Las Vegas

Whether you’re a Vegas virgin or long-time repeat visitor, you can never know about too many interesting diversions & secrets the city holds.  According to the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority, the average visitor in 2014 spent 4.2 days and 3.2 nights here, and who comes to Sin City for a boring time?  You could have stayed home for that!  Here are 4 absolutely delightful ways to enjoy YOUR Vegas vacation (aside from seeing moi, that is)

  • STAY: VIP check-in/VIP arrival @ Vdara – Transportation from McCarran to Vdara, check in as early as 11 a.m. and more perks.
  • DINE: Visit Julian Serrano’s Lago (Bellagio) – Try the Rosso Bellini; it features a caramel nest cradling a golden raspberry.
  • TAN:  Catch some rays during the Sensation Pool Party @ Monte Carlo (12-5, Fri-Sun) – Enjoy games, DJ’s and the lazy river.
  • IMBIBE: Enjoy over 100 varieties of brown spirits, play interactive games or shoot pool 24 hrs/day in an upscale setting @ Whiskey Down (MGM Grand)


Vegas For Newbies

Vegas For Foodies

Vegas Maps

Vegas Events

Resort Fees

Vegas Transportation

FREE Vegas Visitor’s Guide (Hard copy avail in U.S. & Canada)

Google Maps Street-View Tour of Vegas

Source: L.A. Times (Susan Stapleton), LVCVA